Ripoff Schmipoff: SEO Friendly Webpages 101

Identities Have Been Masked, But You Can Always Google Him. Oh, wait ...

Identities Have Been Masked, But You Can Always Google Him. Oh, wait ...

I like the attention to detail, SEO and otherwise.

Domain Name:
A .com TLD {CHECK}
A .in (unverified), but I’m sure it’s a 301 redirect
Product name in domain “gola” {CHECK}
Country name in domain “India” (compensates for the .in as well) {CHECK}
Brand recall call-to-action “Go” Gola {CHECK}

Trademark Registration: BONUS {CHECK}

Title Tag: The World’s Cleanest Gola {CHECK}

Anchor Text:
No Dirty Handling {CHECK}
No Synthetic Syrups {CHECK}
Mineral Water Ice {CHECK}

#Colour Key Mapping:
Kalakhatta in Kalakhatta Colour {CHECK}
Masala Kokam in Masala Kokam Colour {CHECK}

(Heuristics is the next level of SEO, I’ll have you know)

H1 Tags:
Mineral Water Ice {CHECK}
Natural Fruit Flavours {CHECK}
Hygienic Handling {CHECK}

Toolbar/Widget/Firefox Addon: BONUS “Yummy Search” {CHECK}

Page Size/Weight: < 20kb {CHECK}

Optimization For 800X600 and iPhone: Judging by the W x H {CHECK}

Flower Power: Garland 2.0 {CHECK}

“New and Improved, For The Indian Market.”
- Quote from PR person, seen in background.

Jai Hind!

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    Dude, You should stop drinking and writing. And get some sleep. Flipkart won’t pay you for your life.

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    Dude, chill. Have a Gogola!

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